Top 10 Signs

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We saw this list on PlanetCancer.org, and found it hilariously (and sadly) true.  Enjoy! 

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO:

10. Annual breast exams are conducted at Hooters.
9.  Directions to your doctor’s office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
8.  Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 7.  The colon specialist is only available on his days off from Roto-Rooter.
6.  Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is “An apple a day.”
5.  The used needle receptacles have recycling symbols on them.
4.  Patient responsible for “200% of out-of-network charges” is not a typo.
3.  Your Prozac comes in different colors with little “m’s” on them.
2.  The radiation techs are wearing old Stormtrooper costumes.
1.  The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

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